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STOLEN BIKE! Minneapolis. Please RT/repost: Black Women’s Schwinn World Sport. Drop handlebars wrapped in black. “World Sport” lettering is in blue. Gray and black “Body Geometry” seat with a split in the back. Brand new tires.  “Parking 0239” sticker & “Macalester Bicycle & Skate Exchange” sticker.  “G1[XXX]” on right rear dropout. I have other imprinted numbers as well.  Little black bell on handlebars. Fitted with hardware for bike lights (one on handlebar, one above rear reflector).  Was locked to a street sign (with a mini-Bulldog yellow & black U-lock) in downtown Minneapolis, in front of the Gay 90s (Hennepin & 4th) Sunday night 8/12.  I’ve filed a police report, and posted to Craigslist, Minneapolis Bike Love, Bike Shepherd, Total Bikes & StolenBicycleRegistry.com stolen bike lists. I called the Bike Recovery Unit and it definitely wasn’t cut from the pole by the city. I really love this bike! Any help would be so very much appreciated. Reward! Please please pleaaaase help, this is my major mode of transportation and I can’t afford to replace this bike right now.  Bike thieves, may you stub each of your toes every hour of every day until you change your ways. Thanks, everyone ♥♥♥

STOLEN BIKE! Minneapolis. Please RT/repost: Black Women’s Schwinn World Sport. Drop handlebars wrapped in black. “World Sport” lettering is in blue. Gray and black “Body Geometry” seat with a split in the back. Brand new tires. 

“Parking 0239” sticker & “Macalester Bicycle & Skate Exchange” sticker. 

“G1[XXX]” on right rear dropout. I have other imprinted numbers as well. 

Little black bell on handlebars. Fitted with hardware for bike lights (one on handlebar, one above rear reflector). 

Was locked to a street sign (with a mini-Bulldog yellow & black U-lock) in downtown Minneapolis, in front of the Gay 90s (Hennepin & 4th) Sunday night 8/12. 

I’ve filed a police report, and posted to Craigslist, Minneapolis Bike Love, Bike Shepherd, Total Bikes & StolenBicycleRegistry.com stolen bike lists. I called the Bike Recovery Unit and it definitely wasn’t cut from the pole by the city.

I really love this bike! Any help would be so very much appreciated. Reward! Please please pleaaaase help, this is my major mode of transportation and I can’t afford to replace this bike right now. 

Bike thieves, may you stub each of your toes every hour of every day until you change your ways.

Thanks, everyone ♥♥♥

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    I don’t wanna spam or bug y’all, but I will ALWAYS reblog local bike theft stuff
  7. richphotos answered: People should have to register bikes and have bike plates like they do with cars, would really cut back on bike stealing.
  8. carrieabigstick answered: WHAT WAHIDA THIS IS TERRIBLE
  9. thesearethingsthatilike reblogged this from stuffaboutminneapolis and added:
    There is a special place in hell for bike thieves. I’ll make sure to keep my eyes peeled when around town.
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